Watching Reality TV

Okay, I’ve decided that Jen needs to go.  Her hysterics on Sunday over her photograph (yes, over a picture) were just the beginning.  This girl is pathological. For one thing, she nutted up when she saw Nick (whom she obviously has the hots for and has flirted rather shamelessly with) putting the moves on Danielle (whom Nick has confessed to preferring to the other girls in the confessional).  Obviously convulsing with jealousy, she went out and proceeded to mention Nick and Danielle as if she could give a flying crap.  Then, she mentioned that he tried to kiss her once, but she wouldn’t let him.  I’m not entirely sure, but I could swear she said he was ugly too.  Riiiight.  Joe, the nosey busy-body he is, overheard this and went to tell Nick right quick.  Nick wasn’t having it and he came out and confronted her on the spot.  Basically, called her out as a liar.  They discussed the rest in private and he pretended to forgive her but he was still annoyed.  And can you believe she was still trying to flirt with him?  She’s NUTS, people.

And let’s not talk about her shirts.  There’s the “Jenuine” above that is almost sort of clever.  But some of them made me want to tear my eyeballs out.  This girl BUGS.  And I’m not the only one.  Besides me and Nick, Dick can’t stand her either.  Same goes for Amber.  I have a feeling the number of people who despise Jen is going to multiply over the coming weeks.

So there was a Veto Competition this week.  I won’t go into the nitty gritty details.  It was a little confusing at first, the players had to hide veto symbols with their names on it and then the other players had to find the veto symbols.  Whichever symbol wasn’t found was the winner.  And that person was Danielle who I think hid her symbol in a pot of slop.  Yeah, I wouldn’t look in there either.  Unfortunately, she chose not to use the Veto at the ceremony later on.  I was hoping she’d take someone off because I wanted Jen to be put up in their place.  I knew it wasn’t a good plan though, and Danielle did the right thing for herself.  She doesn’t need that target on her back.  But I hate Jen so much and Amber and Carol are inoffensive as of yet and I don’t want to see either of them leave yet.

In other news, Eric’s first turn as “America’s Player” was hysterically funny.  He had to conjure a sob story to tell one of the houseguests and apparently America picked Kail.  It was some silliness about how his ex-girlfriend looked like Danielle and was an anorexic and everything.  I didn’t really catch the rest because I was laughing so hard.  I mean, this man NAILED it, with fake tears and everything.   And Kail totally BOUGHT IT.  This week, thankfully, we have something better to vote on him doing.  We get to select which houseguest he votes out.  Though admitedly I’d probably feel better about it if I actually wanted one of those people to leave.

Speaking of Amber, she’s a very religious sort.  She did a lot of praying on last night’s show, mostly to give her strength.  She has faith that everything is happening for a reason and if God wants her to stay in the house, she will.  But then, she also confessed to Nick that she’s a nympho.  And I decided that this is what this show really has needed all along.  A good, God fearing nympho.

I was amazed that Joe didn’t bug me more than he did last night.  I think it was the distraction from the crazy that is Jen.  Because everyone seems normal when compared to her.